Somebody hug me, anybody...PLEASE

My chest hurts. My chest really hurts, it is heavy, I feel like it is weighing me down; breathing feels like such a chore. My voice sounds different and my head hurts. Needless to say, I have a cold; not the running nose kind, but this kind, the kind where your body hurts, internal pains. I need a hug; I promise you wont catch anything, it is not contagious! I really need a hug right about now. A big bear hug, engulfing hug or even a side hug, any kind will do really. Hugs help me heal and I don't need any more cough linctus right now. I need a hug.